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Boys & Girls....
BOY : May I hold your hand??..
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy...
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!..
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??..
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??..
GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple...
CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me?...
I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour....
PETER : Yes darling, that was the happiest hour of my life......
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever....
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??...
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!...
GIRL : How soon??...
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!...
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??...
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??...
TRACY: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth....
Man : You remind me of the sea....
Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?...
Man : NO, because you make me sick...
Wife: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and come out of the other...
Husband: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth....
Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?...
Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly!....
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