Warning Labels!!! (Funny)

25 Sep 07 19:50:14 GMT

Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a hairdryer : Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that’s the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of sweets: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it’s *just* a suggestion!)

On a dessert: Do not turn upside down.

printed on bottom of the box* (Too late! You lose!)

On a Pudding packet: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let’s experiment. )

On packaging for an iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn’t that save more time?) (Whose body?)

On Children’s cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On a sleep medicine: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children. (Or pets! What’s for dinner?)

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space? Or underground?)

On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I’m curious.)

On peanuts packet: Warning: contains nuts. (Not to mention the nut who wrote the warning )

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Thats a bit too hard for me..)

On a child’s superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (That’s right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

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